Would you rather be a magnificent kisser with terrible dance moves, or a magnificent dancer who kisses like a windshield wiper?
Take your time, because you’ll be asked to defend that answer in front of the one person whose opinion matters. There are over sixty of these, arriving one at a time, and they range from the plainly silly to the kind that has you looking at your partner with new interest. None are graphic: they get you thinking and leave the details to your imagination. We wrote another batch that isn’t in the game, for reading aloud.
One phone or two
One phone is plenty, sitting between you on the couch. If you’re apart, one of you can read the questions out over a call, or you can switch to the long distance game, which keeps two phones on the same card through a shared link.
Playing it properly
Count to three and point left or right at the same moment, so neither of you can copy the other. If you match, kiss and move on. If you don’t, each of you gets half a minute to argue your case, and the better argument picks the next question or wins a small favor.
The follow-ups are where the fun lives. “Why that one?” gets you further than any card could, and it’s a sneaky way of finding out what your partner likes.
Score is optional. Tally who wins the most arguments and let the winner pick what you play next, or drop the count altogether, as most couples have by question ten.
Say one thing out loud before you start: choosing an option is only ever hypothetical. Picking “be told exactly what to do for a night” commits you to precisely nothing, unless you both decide later that it should. And if a question makes one of you squirm in the wrong way, tap past it. “Next” is a complete answer here.